This embroidered patch features an open dog mouth graphic and the text "Talk Shit Get Bit"—a humorous but direct warning for strangers approaching your dog. Measuring 4.5" wide by 1.5" tall, it's sized to fit standard dog harnesses, vests, and tactical coats without overwhelming the surface.
Made from durable embroidered fabric in black, red, yellow, white, and gray, the patch uses a hook velcro backing that attaches securely to any loop-compatible surface. Unlike screen-printed alternatives, the embroidered construction holds up through daily outdoor wear, training sessions, and regular cleaning. The backing allows for quick removal or repositioning when you want to swap patches between gear or launder your dog's apparel.
This works best for dog owners who want to add personality to their setup while communicating a real boundary—whether your dog is reactive, in training, or you simply prefer people to keep distance during walks. The patch functions as both a working warning and a conversation starter for anyone building a customized dog gear collection. Installation takes seconds on any harness or vest with loop backing already in place.



